No, really, the eyes are ridiculous.
So the basic plot goes something like this: Girl has amnesia. Girl must put together clues as to why she has amnesia. Boys keep hitting on her. Must find true love. With amnesia.Look at all the men you can haaaave |
She's the worst version of the silent protagonist- instead of being silent, she says things with expressions of mild surprise like "Huh?" and "Oh?" and "Eh?" and "But-" She can never seem to get an actual sentence out without someone finishing it for her or without her brain taking a one-way trip to La-La Land while she talks to the invisible floating jester elf thing who gives her bad medical advice on her recurring concussion.
The female character's attempts at normal human interaction seem to go something like this:
HOW DO I BREAD |
You thought I was exaggerating, didn't you. |
And let's not forget what has to be the most contrived plot device in the history of contrived plot devices. In order for the main character to get with all of the dating possibilities, she has to die via stepping out in front of a car or falling off a cliff or drowning or something equally ridiculous and resurrect in some sort of alternate universe where she is dating one of the other guys. It's like the most boring version of Groundhog Day imaginable, where she continuously relives August 1st ad nauseam until I'd rather like to have amnesia myself.
On top of it all, the pacing is so horrendously slow- she spends an entire episode stuttering while the guy finishes sentences for her and yet nothing actually happens. So why keep watching it? This season has an unfortunate dearth of worthwhile shows. I would spend my time watching something else, but there is nothing else airing to watch, other than shows that are carry-overs from last season (aka Psychopass, Shinsekai Yori, and Zetsuen no Tempest).
Please just kill me |
I cannot fathom how anyone could find this show remotely romantic. I assume that is its purpose, as a dating sim, but maybe I assume too much. This has got to be the worst lineup of men in the history of forever. We have Shin, an unsociable murderer who constantly insults her intelligence, Ikki, an inveterate womanizer who may or may not secretly hate women, and Kent, an obsessive grad student with no discernible human social skills whatsoever. Oh, and don't forget the stalker that follows her through dimensions reminding her of her impending death (Ukyo).
Please just |
Seriously how the fuck did he sneak this into his apartment |
You know, the guy that drugged you and locked you in a cage. And then he starts up with the thinly veiled rape threats! THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THIS.
I'm sorry. What is supposed to be my reaction to this? "Oh my gosh I hope my boyfriend locks me in a cage it's just so KAWAII DESU." Seriously, what kind of fucked up message is this sending to women?
And the best part? This guy was the highest voted love interest in the game. I shit you not. These are probably the same people that thought Yuno Gasai was an ideal love interest.
FUCK ALL OF YOU |
RUN |
~Kathryn
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